How to be truthful without saying anything bad about someone Six Sayings of Wisdom to help through life’s troubling times • She looked terrific standing next to that dead oak tree. • People who haven’t eaten in five days will really enjoy her cooking. • She’s very helpful. Whenever my watch is running too fast, I go to her and time slows down. • She put on a very special perfume for me. In fact, we just walked by the sewage treatment plant yesterday and her’s smelled better. • I am really impressed with my girlfriend! She went to a dog show last week and really did great! Her poodle won second place and she took third. • My kid plays drums so well, all the neighbors came over and broke out all the windows just so they could hear him better .